Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Been a while.

Wow! Sorry! Where do I start.

Husband is home. And with that comes a special type of stress. I am ecstatic that he is home but I have come to realize this very important fact....I have 3 children! I love him DEARLY! With everything I am. BUT, the mess is worse; the fighting is worse, and I mean him fighting with the kids. It may be time for a boys night for him. lol

I am embarking on a new me this year. Trying to start selling some of my crochet projects and maybe branch out on my crafting abilities. I have started watching what I eat. Healthy food and exercising has become very important to me. It was easier to do than I thought when I set my mind to it that I want to do it.

I live quite a boring life. lol.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Possessed toy...

There is a toy in my house that keeps making a sound like an engine revving up....and I can't find the damn thing. I want to find it so I can smash it into a thousand little pieces....It is possessed and I can't stand it. It is not a great day in my house....

The range is lit up today. And my windows are shaking because they are blowing crap up and it is pissing me off!!! STOP IT!!! It works....Do you really have to shoot it 500 times a day to realize that?! REALLY?!

I feel better now....Thanks....

Sunday, April 18, 2010

The things kids say....and make you smack yourself in the head....

My son is 3. He is just starting to repeat what I say and understand what he is saying and use it in the right context....it is getting me in more trouble than him....

I have a cat....she is the dumbest cat in the world. I have met alot of cats....even some dumb ones. My step mom had a grooming business....my dad used to help her wash the animals....I saw many stupid cats bite my dad....No matter how defensive I was being...I would NEVER bite my dad....he is a BIG dude....He doesn't like to be bitten either....the cats found that out shortly after they bit him....the hard way....But anyway....my cat is stupid. She once was running through the house and ran straight for the leg of the coffee table....smacked her head on it (at full speed) looked at it like she was surprised it was there and ran into the other room not to be seen or heard the rest of the night....she is dumb.....I tell her this on a daily basis.....And because I call her stupid, my son calls EVERYONE stupid. My inlaws were just down here for a visit this weekend. My son decided that calling his grandparents stupid was smart....I got a lecture...A LECTURE!!!!! I am 25 years old and I was told to watch MY mouth!!! UGH!!! Of course I tell my husband this who is 7000 miles away in a dessert and he laughs....I can't win....

I have also decided that kids make me loose some brain capacity.....I can't remember SHIT!!!! I have a medical assisting degree....I can't remember a damn thing from that school! Which is probably why it is good that I am a stay at home mom....But I want to work soooo bad most days that I actually CRAVE the working world. I think it is more I crave adult conversation that doesn't have kids saying "Mommy!" every 5 seconds.....But everyone I know has kids and no husband with them because they are deployed....which means that we are all in the same boat for adult conversation....The Army ruins your spouses social life....IMJ....

That is all for now....Gotta go play referee....yay me!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Just me...

Ok....Started this thing....Thought I could use this to get my feelings out....See I am an Army Wife....The real damn thing! As a result I sometimes get shafted by the Army....well....my husband does then I do. Needless to say, I need an outlet...I don't know if anyone will follow this...they may not. If you do....GREAT!!! Thanks!!! But a few warnings....

1.I cuss....not as bad as some....if you are offended then turn back now! When the Army really gets me mad....or anything in general....I will have a potty mouth...

2. I am not writing this as an English major. I am not good at grammer or puncuation or any of that crap. Don't expect that to change....sorry....

3. I am up front and honest....that is the way I am. Haven't always been this way....new development....but I am loving it and it is now who I am....

4. "imj" means "I'm Just Saying". Don't ask....just know...that is what it means.

That is all for now....Hope to get some followers....if not then that is cool....mainly just getting out some of my stuff.....Diary sort of thing....Enjoy!

~*Meg