My son is 3. He is just starting to repeat what I say and understand what he is saying and use it in the right context....it is getting me in more trouble than him....
I have a cat....she is the dumbest cat in the world. I have met alot of cats....even some dumb ones. My step mom had a grooming business....my dad used to help her wash the animals....I saw many stupid cats bite my dad....No matter how defensive I was being...I would NEVER bite my dad....he is a BIG dude....He doesn't like to be bitten either....the cats found that out shortly after they bit him....the hard way....But anyway....my cat is stupid. She once was running through the house and ran straight for the leg of the coffee table....smacked her head on it (at full speed) looked at it like she was surprised it was there and ran into the other room not to be seen or heard the rest of the night....she is dumb.....I tell her this on a daily basis.....And because I call her stupid, my son calls EVERYONE stupid. My inlaws were just down here for a visit this weekend. My son decided that calling his grandparents stupid was smart....I got a lecture...A LECTURE!!!!! I am 25 years old and I was told to watch MY mouth!!! UGH!!! Of course I tell my husband this who is 7000 miles away in a dessert and he laughs....I can't win....
I have also decided that kids make me loose some brain capacity.....I can't remember SHIT!!!! I have a medical assisting degree....I can't remember a damn thing from that school! Which is probably why it is good that I am a stay at home mom....But I want to work soooo bad most days that I actually CRAVE the working world. I think it is more I crave adult conversation that doesn't have kids saying "Mommy!" every 5 seconds.....But everyone I know has kids and no husband with them because they are deployed....which means that we are all in the same boat for adult conversation....The Army ruins your spouses social life....IMJ....
That is all for now....Gotta go play referee....yay me!
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